What makes us a Hellbilly

I am Self diagnosed as "Crazy, Paranoid & Bipolar" AKA - Mom, Maid, Chauffeur, Doctor, Teacher, Chef, IT Tech, Alarm Clock and Counselor. I have 3 awesome, unique & demanding kids (J, P & G) that contribute fully to the above job positions. We (I) also have 3 dogs Bocephus, Daisy & the 12 wk old puppy Dixie, 3 cats (5 kittens 2 wks old) btw - momma kitty didn't like being tied down & took off 2 days ago, so now we (I) am bottle feeding the kittens every 2 hours, 6 Chickens (laying Hens), & 1 Pot Belly Pig named Bacon. I really have officially gone to Hell - Hell, Michigan that is, we moved here 6 years ago after my husband & kids dad died. It's nice being out here in the middle of nowhere we are close enough to civilization to get to town in 20 min. but far enough away to be the Hellbillies that we are.